Dear Window's Movie Maker,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike your eyelashes. I think I realized it when I tripped on peanut butter in a clown suit and I saw you sit on my salt-beef bucket. I'm sure you're open enough to understand the middle-east is planning their revenge on you. I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep the results of that blood-sample as a memory. You should also know that I love your sweet, sweet ass and I'm scratching my butt as you read this.
Go milk a cow,
~CamoWing



Here's how you do it:
Dear (someone you recently talked to),
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12),
(Your name)
then tag 10 people

1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your dog
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I finally changed my underwear
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August -When I threw up in your sock drawer
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December -When you smacked my ass

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken-In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bite off
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - Sit on
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other --The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Sit on
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat -shamed

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - Sit on
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - My virginity
C/D - Your photo with the mustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Love your sweet, sweet ass
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Get sick when I think of your feet
S/T - Always wanted to break your legs
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Greetings from your frog Leonard
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself

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1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
until he has quite unlocked it and opened the lid, and then we shall

2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?
A 20 questions electronic game

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Ummm... Fievel Goes West?

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
10:56

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
11:05

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
My other computer.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Approximately 7. I had just gotten back home from school.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Another meme 13-monkey-25 had posted in his journal. As seen above.

9. What are you wearing?
PJs. Were you expecting something interesting?

10. Did you dream last night?
I don't think so...

11. When did you last laugh?
Earlier today? Maybe? I don't know.

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?
My generic wallpaper, kitty posters(I need to replace those or something, gah), glitter unicorn... thing(omg that's old), dreamcatcher, portrait of me 13-monkey-25 made for me, dolphin wood thing, door, bookshelf, closet, thermostat, dragon painting, self portrait, another door, window, entertainment center, window, desk, window, duck image (made of leaves).

13. Seen anything weird lately?
Yes. People have some strange sig images. Case in point: iClash-x on Gaia brings us... [link]

14. What do you think of this quiz?
Meh

15. What is the last film you saw?
Film? Does my unedited video footage count?

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Nothing. I'd pay off my college loans an' shit. My buy an iPhone?

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.
You know anything about me to begin with? 'Kay. I am Kae in TJ and Ermimai in ToT.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Ah... this one's always tough. I don't know what I'd do. :/

19. Do you like to dance?
Yes.

20. George Bush:
DO NOT WANT. (xD That was the previous person's answer, and I LOVE it xD)( Me too!)

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Joanne/Joan

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Alexander

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Maybe in England or Ireland. Or Canada.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
"Don't worry, I'm not mad."

25.Tag six people who must also do this in THEIR journal:
No.

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How I Won the Internet!
It was one of those days where you just want to go insane, and the tax collectors were covering the ground with tacks. Suddenly a gang of motorcyclists appeared before my eyes! It offered me an elephant in a straight jacket that could solve world hunger. Naturally I accepted the offer. Within a month, sticky notes with the sticky part torn off had already started burning people I don't like. I used their drug-like addiction to me to make them build a space station shaped like a moon. Then all of the munchkin people acknowledged that I held the internet in my hands! Pretty High-Technical, huh?

7-5-4 oh my! The similarities~...

How to do this yourself:
How I Won the Internet!
It was (1), and the (2) were (3). Suddenly (4) appeared before my eyes! It offered me (5) that could (6). Naturally I accepted the offer. Within a month, (7) had already started (8). I used (9) me to make them build (10). Then (11) I held the internet in my hands! (12)?

1) What color shirt
White - a day like any other
Black - a bright and sunny day
Gray - closing time at Denny's
Red - my sister's birthday
Orange - just your average Tuesday evening
Yellow - a dark and gloomy night
Green - a morning like any other
Blue - the local museum's grand opening
Purple - a stormy day with blistering winds
No Shirt -kind of chilly out
Other - one of those days where you just want to go insane

2) What type of bottom
Jeans - giant mosquitoes
Dress - man-eating pumpkins
Skirt - adorable werewolves
Sweatpants - bite-sized kittens
Pajamas - tax collectors
Shorts - little birds
Kakis - camouflaged turtles
Just Underwear - ugly old men
Other - psychotic narcissists

3) What you're wearing on your feet
White Socks - burrowing their holes for the winter
Colored Socks - sorting their photo collections
Sneakers - nibbling my toes
Boots - tearing down the bridge
Slippers - singing Christmas Carols
High Heels - tripping over the orphan children
Barefoot - covering the ground with tacks
Other - psycho-analyzing themselves

4) Hair Color
Brown - a mop
Blond - a gang of motorcyclists
Red Head - a jar of marbles
Black - a genie with an afro
White - a lawyer with a terminal disease
Gray - my son's bad haircut
Dyed a Bright Color - a disco ball having a seizure
Bald - an unlucky young woman
Other - an elephant in a straight jacket

5) Eye Color
Green/Hazel - a crystal ball
Brown - a magic wand
Blue - a giant snowflake
Other - an elephant in a straight jacket

6) Letters in your first name
3 or less - see into the future
4 - scare Amish people
5 - count pennies with ease
6 - change my appearance
7 - solve world hunger
8 - turn meat into tofu
9 or more - turn things invisible
None/Other - lie about its first name

7) Letters in your middle name
3 or less - hoards of fan girls
4 - gypsies and football players
5 - sticky notes with the sticky part torn off
6 - golden skulls with jewels for eyes
7 - Victorian ghosts
8 - muppets
9 or more - circus performers with a vendetta
None/Other - people who lied about their middle names

8) Letters in your last name
3 or less - building me an alter
4 - burning people I don't like
5 - stealing bicycles for me
6 - taking care of my roach problem
7 - changing my cat's kitty litter
8 - haunting my mother-in-law
9 or more - constructing a fence around my home
None/Other - sacrificing people who lied about their last names

9) What o'clock it is
1 - their love for
2 - their affection for
3 - their hatred of
4 - their jealousy of
5 - their fear of
6 - the dragon they stole for
7 - the contract I made them sign, pledging their eternal loyalty to
8 - their sexual attraction to
9 - the clone they made of
10 - cookies shaped like
11 - their drug-like addiction to
12 - the gun they foolishly gave

10) How many minutes after the o'clock
0-9 - a tunnel leading to the internet
10-19 - a giant cannon
20-29 - a mudkip
30-39 - a space station shaped like a moon
40-49 - real live lol cats
50-59 - a clone of that Rick Roll guy

11) How many continents you've been too
1 - it was just a few button clicks before
2 - all of the munchkin people acknowledged that
3 - , with a feeling I had never felt before,
4 - , like a gorilla with a tumor,
5 - , without remembering to turn off the stove,
6 - , unlike before,
7 - my grandfather, left shoe, and
None - with a heavy heart

12) Which continent would you like to visit most?
North America - Really frickin sweet, am I right
South America - Cool beans, right
Europe - Most intriguing, isn't it ole' chap
Asia - But then I woke up and I was like "huh"
Africa - You believe me, right
Australia - Pretty High-Technical, huh
Antarctica - I should stop doing drugs, shouldn't I
None - That's like everyday stuff to you though, isn't it